After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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