so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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