Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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