Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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