I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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