This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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