hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Randomize
