We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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