I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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