So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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