I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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