Christians are straight up FREAKS
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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