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By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
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I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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