The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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