that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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