windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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