haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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