it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
We are all done wearing pants today
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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