Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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