Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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