He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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