a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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