New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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