so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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