3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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