everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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