i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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