Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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