We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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