Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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