she kept yelling 'call me bella'
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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