Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Ladies don't puke and tell
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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