Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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