ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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