woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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