I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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