Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
please come you make the beer taste better
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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