Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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