i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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