I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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