Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
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