If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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