Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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