That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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