I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Randomize
