if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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