I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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