Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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