Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You're a waste of cheezeits
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
