I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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