How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Randomize
