that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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