"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I'm sobbing to NWA
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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