On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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