I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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