I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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